I’m Danya, twenty, vegan, Georgia. I consume a lot of media, and dye my hair frequently. I like art, feminism, and fruity drinks. I have a chronic illness. I'm a first year pre-med student. I play guitar and ukulele.
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This guy just came in, blazed out of his mind, and looked in my eyes and said, “Man, you’ve got it made, baby girl.” I was confused and sort of wanted to hear what he would say, so I just maintained eye contact and said, “How so?” He looked directly back at me and said, “That’s some deep ass Shakespeare shit right there.”

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